1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:05,260 I can tell without seeing them the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:10,460 Carol, you can't judge them by their car. Lots of people have BMWs. With a 3 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:13,980 bumper sticker that says, you couldn't afford my other car either. 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:19,620 If you get older, you'll realize you can't make snap judgments about people. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,580 Well, I just met the jerks next door. 6 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,900 Jason, you've only been out there three minutes. Yes, Maggie, and in that time, 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,460 the Creedmoors managed to tell me their net worth. 8 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,180 That they were personal friends of Donnie Trump. 9 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:36,720 And when I mentioned I was a psychiatrist, they wanted me to drop 10 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,120 make an appointment with Lance. 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,560 Their son? 12 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:40,700 Their dog. 13 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,680 Dog. Our new neighbors. They moved in last night. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,420 How come all the good stuff happens after I go to bed? 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,200 Chrissy, we've been over this a hundred times. Nothing happens after you're 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,660 asleep. Then how come breakfast is ready when I wake up? 17 00:00:56,700 --> 00:01:01,120 subject. Oh, Ma, you know, I woke up last night just craving your fabulous 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,120 homemade fudge. 19 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,379 Really? Yeah. I should make it for you sometime. 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,800 Oh, well, that'd be great. Could you make about 40 pounds of it and have it 21 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,860 up and wrapped in colored cellophane by Saturday? 22 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,640 No, Mike, I couldn't. 23 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,920 Now, what's going on? Well, Boynton State Teachers College is having this 24 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:21,040 fundraiser on Saturday, and I promised that you'd make 40 pounds of fudge. 25 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:25,090 Oh, why didn't you promise I'd play show tunes on a musical saw? 26 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,410 Well, because I'm not on the entertainment committee. 27 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,510 Mike, you want fudge? The recipe's in the drawer. 28 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:33,990 Multiply by 40. 29 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:36,510 Come on, Chrissy. Let's get ready for school. 30 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,510 Oh, man, are the new neighbors cool or what? 31 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:43,870 I helped them carry some trash to the curb. They split me five bucks. 32 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:47,370 I can't believe you accepted cash for doing a neighborly gesture. 33 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,890 Why not? You know what their bank balance is? 34 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:52,070 Nothing compared to their net worth. 35 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:54,510 Listen, Benny, I need you to do a favor for me. 36 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:58,090 It's Luke's first day at Dewey High, so I just want you to stick around with 37 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:00,630 him. You know, show him the ropes a little bit. Oh, come on, Mike. You know 38 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:01,730 tough they are on new kids. 39 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:05,050 I mean, if I hang out with him, I'll be the grand poobah of geekdom. 40 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:07,070 Yeah, well, listen, Pooh. 41 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:11,730 You hang out with Luke today, or I'll tell Mom where her Victoria's Secret 42 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:12,730 catalog went. 43 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,320 Luke, my homeboy. 44 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:18,420 Stay close to me today and I'll show you the ropes. Oh, so that means if I see 45 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,520 you, I can say hi? 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,680 So, Luke, are you nervous about starting regular classes? 47 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,220 I should get the hang of it. 48 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,040 Mike here's been tutoring me. 49 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,640 Be nervous. 50 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,120 Be very nervous. 51 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:44,660 She said it. 52 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:49,880 must be Mrs. Creedmoor. I'm Maggie Seaver. Oh, kelpo pa. 53 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,960 Please call me Jody. 54 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,680 My goodness, what are you doing, Maggie? 55 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,060 I'm cleaning the oven, Jody. 56 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,720 Oh, those things get dirty? 57 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,980 Yes, they do. 58 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:08,620 Usually we just throw them out, but I thought I'd give this a try. 59 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,080 I just came by to give you this. 60 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,480 Oh, an invitation? 61 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,880 Ellie and I are just having a little housewarming soiree on Friday and we 62 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,019 what the heck, let's just invite everybody. 63 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,580 Well, I'll have to check with my husband. 64 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,540 Oh, so you'll come. Please, please, please. 65 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:28,580 Neighbor. 66 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,360 All right. We'll be there. 67 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,920 Well, 68 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,780 I don't know when I've had a better time. 69 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,600 Let's fly. I have to go meet my color consultant in half an hour. 70 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:45,670 She can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. 71 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:47,950 I hope so. 72 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:58,890 Luke, my man, how was your first day? Well, you know how first days go. Well, 73 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:01,650 the first day at a new school can always be tough. I mean, it may take a while 74 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:02,870 before anybody even knows your name. 75 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:04,510 Hi, Luke. 76 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:09,090 Sasha Swarovski smiled at me. I can die a happy man. 77 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:12,090 Are you kidding with Sasha Swarovski? 78 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,430 Lukemeister. Chuck steak. 79 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:19,130 After practice, the whole gang's going down to the mall to go body surfing down 80 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:20,130 the escalator rails. 81 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:22,470 You want to come? Great. Can I bring Ben? Who? 82 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,130 Me. Ben Seaver? 83 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,450 Benno? 84 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,190 Benny boy? 85 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:30,910 You tried to kill me in the fourth grade with a tetherball? 86 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,850 Yeah, well, any friend of Luke's. 87 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:35,910 Whoa, wait a minute. 88 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:37,710 Seaver? 89 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:40,390 You're the geek that's president of the chess club. 90 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,090 I was drafted. 91 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,140 You're a very powerful man. 92 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,300 Actually, I bruise quite easily. 93 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,560 You're on the nominating committee for the homecoming queen? 94 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,480 No, I'm not. And I say that with the deepest respect and fear. 95 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,900 Yeah, you are. All club presidents are on the committee. 96 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:57,600 Uh, okay. 97 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,040 Way to go, Ben. 98 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,020 I think that you should vote for Donna Kent. 99 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:04,880 Donna Wild Thing Kent? 100 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,140 She's my girlfriend. 101 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:08,200 And a sweetheart, too. 102 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,620 Don't get me wrong. 103 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:14,040 You see somebody you think is better, vote for her. 104 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:16,240 You just make sure you give me her number. 105 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,720 Ben, you're going to meet all the hottest girls in school. 106 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,080 No, I won't. All the presidents of the cool clubs will be up front. 107 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,720 I'm going to be stuck in back with the audiovisual club in the arachnid 108 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,680 Well, maybe I could get you a front row seat. 109 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,000 Okay, here's the shopping list for the fudge. 110 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:52,380 Carob powder, barley malt, arrowroot... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kate, are we making 111 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:53,880 fudge or repaving the driveway? 112 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,100 Mike, the ingredients in regular fudge will ruin your system. 113 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:03,240 Kate! Oh, come on. If we use your ingredients, we might as well buy some 114 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,880 painted brown and call it fudge. 115 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:11,480 That's probably for me. I'm expecting a shipment of drilled tits from my column. 116 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,220 Steve Residue? 117 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Tony Kent? 118 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,880 Um, yeah, hello, Donna. 119 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,240 May I tell you what a pl - Yeah, Luke's here. 120 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,900 Wild thing, we're shaking. 121 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,980 Okay, Chrissy, 8 o 'clock, bedtime. 122 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,840 I want to see if the coyote catches the roadrunner. Honey, the coyote never 123 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,880 catches the roadrunner. 124 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,720 Thanks, you ruined it for me. 125 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,800 Come on, sweetheart, you heard your mother. 126 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,200 But I need a snack. 127 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,420 You had a snack. 128 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,729 Can I have a drink? 129 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:44,709 You had a drink. 130 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,070 Not in my Mickey Mouse cup. 131 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:48,690 It's not fair. 132 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:52,330 How come I have to go to bed and everyone else gets to stay up and have 133 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:53,670 I hear you laughing. 134 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:57,870 I know what you do. Wait, of course he goes to bed and party, party, party. 135 00:08:03,070 --> 00:08:04,690 We'll be right up to tuck you in. 136 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:10,030 Now listen to this one. Our new neighbor is the Greedmores. That's Creedmores. 137 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:11,270 Whatever. 138 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,150 They want us to come to their housewarming party. Good luck. 139 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:18,170 Jason. Maggie, it's a costume party, for crying out loud. 140 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:22,890 You couldn't pay me to set foot on their overpriced property, much less wear 141 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:24,790 some stupid... You said yes, didn't you? 142 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,170 I couldn't say no. They're our neighbors. 143 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:29,450 Oh, Maggie. 144 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,790 Oh, come on, Jason. It'll be fun. 145 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:35,250 Now, I call the costume shop, and here are the costumes that are available in 146 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,250 your size. 147 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:40,390 You can be a porcupine, Freddy Krueger, 148 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:42,780 Pepe Le Pew. 149 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:48,340 Maggie, I'm a respected professional. I refuse to wear anything with furs, 150 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,520 fingernails, or quills. 151 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,760 That rules out Liberace. 152 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,940 But you'll probably go, right? 153 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:59,140 Not if I have anything to say about it. Then you'll probably go, right? 154 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,580 Right. Great. 155 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:05,620 Well, I mean that costume parties are always so festive. 156 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,240 Festive? Ever tried sitting down in quills? 157 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:09,780 Come on. 158 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,120 Let's talk about it after we tuck Chrissy in. 159 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,660 Ben, what are your plans for this Friday? 160 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,620 I'm doing nothing. 161 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,920 I'm going to be home alone, sitting in my room, looking at the same spot on the 162 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,140 ceiling, listening to the clock ticking away the minutes of my pathetic 163 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,140 existence. 164 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:29,080 Good. Don't make any other plans, all right? 165 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,520 Honey, would you like a sip of water? 166 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,800 No. 167 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,280 How about a quick story? 168 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,580 No. 169 00:09:38,069 --> 00:09:39,570 How about a goodnight kiss? 170 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:40,910 If you must. 171 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,510 Sweet dreams, honey. 172 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:45,510 Goodnight, sweetheart. 173 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:57,390 Well, looks like it's you and me again, Mr. Blowhole. 174 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,590 Everybody's downstairs having fun without me. 175 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,550 Wait a minute, just a... 176 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760 for myself. 177 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:18,680 Well, I guess Chrissy must be asleep by now. 178 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,540 What do you want to do tonight? 179 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:24,000 Oh, I don't know. 180 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,580 Want to play Barbies? 181 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,850 Let's watch TV and sit real close to the screen. No, we don't. 182 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,160 So, can somebody pass me some scissors? 183 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,500 Scissors? What do you need scissors for? You got feet, don't you? 184 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,160 Yeah! All right, thanks. 185 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,600 The watch cavity. 186 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:56,860 Okay, I brought you some vegetables. 187 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:15,490 Sofa cushions are not for hitting. 188 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,019 back to bed. 189 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,960 Put her back to bed. Put her back to bed. 190 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,620 Put her back to bed. 191 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:05,620 Put her back to bed. Put her back to bed. Put her back to bed. Stop it, 192 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,800 Stop it. 193 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,620 Stephen. What is it? 194 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,619 That's it. 195 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,100 I'm never going to sleep again. 196 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,160 Now she sleeps. 197 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,360 I don't think she closed her eyes once all night, Maggie. Maybe it's time we 198 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,360 tried something different. 199 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,319 Like what? 200 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,900 Make her do military push -ups until she passes out? 201 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,880 Or like, why don't we let her stay up as late as she wants one night, Maggie, 202 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,100 and let her see that nothing happens? 203 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,100 Sounds like an interesting idea. 204 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,840 With another child and another family in another country, perhaps, in a separate 205 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,080 but parallel universe. 206 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,280 Her bedtime is 8 o 'clock. She needs her sleep. 207 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,660 Is that how you want her to get it? Tasting table? 208 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,320 staying up. What if she wants to do it all the time? She won't, Maggie. We will 209 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,480 make sure that this is the most boring, uneventful night of her life. 210 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,980 Oh, and how do we do that? Come on, I don't have to tell you how to make a 211 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:02,980 book. 212 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:09,420 I mean, you're a very, you're exciting and dynamic and tingly to an adult, but 213 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:13,680 to a kid, you wouldn't understand. And because, come on, what do you say? 214 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900 Let's give it a shake. 215 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,000 Okay, Jason, you sweet -talked me into it. 216 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,300 But if it backfires, nothing happens after your bedtime either. 217 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,640 Come on, Christy, it's 3 .12. 218 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,120 Time for school. Come on. 219 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,740 Is Coney here? 220 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,720 No. No, there's not. I'm going to make you a deal, okay? 221 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,980 I want you to go to bed every school night. 222 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:44,820 And then the first non -school night, you can stay up as late as you want. 223 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,360 Really? Really, yes. 224 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,170 We want you to see what we all do after you go to bed. 225 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,470 Do you pinky swear? 226 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,110 I pinky swear. 227 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,850 Okay, Chrissy, go get your sweater, and I'll take you to school. 228 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,110 Okay. 229 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,970 I call that an auspicious beginning. 230 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:04,730 And I call it caving in. And another thing, Dr. 231 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:08,570 Freud, do you know that the next non -school night is Friday, and that's the 232 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:09,890 Creedmoor's costume party? 233 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:10,869 That's great. 234 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:13,410 Really disappointing to me, Maggie. We'll have to cancel. 235 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,930 Chase, then. Maggie, come on, what can I do? 236 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,890 I think he swore. 237 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,970 This looks like Nightmare on Fudge Street. 238 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:40,730 Hey, relax. 239 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:41,950 We are done. 240 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:45,030 I can't believe I helped you make 40 pounds of this stuff. 241 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,510 Do you know how much fat is in this? 242 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:51,350 Why didn't I just go to the bake sale, set up a booth, and sell lard? 243 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:56,510 Casey, come on, remember, this is for a very, very good cause. Which is? 244 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,890 Putting a new candy machine in the student union. 245 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,870 For that, I shelled 25 pounds of walnuts? 246 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,610 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I was the one who wanted to leave them in the shell. You 247 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,330 were the one worried about cracking people's teeth. 248 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,970 All right, now listen, I'll go get the wagon so we can load it up, okay? Where 249 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,150 do we have to deliver all of this? 250 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,890 Um, here, I have the address. 251 00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,530 Right here. 252 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:17,870 Okay. 253 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,310 Mike? Yeah? 254 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:26,370 Do you think there might be some important information you've overlooked 255 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,490 Uh, turn it on recycled paper? 256 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,310 The bake sale is next month. 257 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:41,150 Um, you know, a lesser woman would be mad, honey. 258 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:42,830 I gotta hand it to you. 259 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,770 no cooking liquid death because you can't read instructions? 260 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:54,390 Honey, look, I'm sorry. I've never been good with dates. 261 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,710 Forgive me? 262 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,270 Eat fudge and die. 263 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,170 I want to talk to a supervisor. 264 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:08,630 Yes, I'll hold. 265 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,150 Chrissy, it's 8 o 'clock. The TV goes off. 266 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:16,369 Great! Time to party! 267 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:21,829 The reason we allowed you to stay up so late tonight was so you could see that 268 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:22,829 there was no party. 269 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,050 Now, come on, just sit back and let's enjoy the quiet. 270 00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:31,370 Listen, Mr. On Time Every Time, you've been giving me that sorry song for over 271 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,130 week now, and it's Friday now. You get me those drills tonight, or else I'm 272 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:39,230 coming down there with a pair of hedge clippers, and I'm gonna... open your 273 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,230 mail. 274 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,290 That's right, I play rough. 275 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,620 This is boring. 276 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,080 Can we order a pizza? 277 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,280 No, Chrissy. On normal nights, we don't have any special treats. 278 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,880 Okay, fudge for everyone. 279 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,520 Chrissy, this is unusual. 280 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,400 Hey, dancing? 281 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:04,340 Only if you have some milk to go along with it. No problem. 282 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,580 What are your parents doing here? 283 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,840 Well, we have to put up with them. They own the place. 284 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,780 I thought they were going out tonight. 285 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,120 Doesn't look like it. 286 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,490 So what's the big deal? We'll go out. You can't. 287 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,710 Why not? 288 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,550 Uh, because you're a mess. 289 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:24,610 If there's a flaming bag out there, you're dead meat. 290 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,090 Hi, does Ben Steven live here? 291 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070 I'm Ben. 292 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,090 I'm Donna Kent. 293 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,630 You may know me as Wild Fang. 294 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:40,450 You sit. 295 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:41,850 I'll dance. 296 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,310 Okay. 297 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:49,390 Uh, what's going on here? This is the talent competition for Homecoming Queen. 298 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,830 It is? I thought that was next week at school. 299 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,950 Well, don't argue with the Wild Band. 300 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,090 It's definitely here. Tonight. 301 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,350 Damn! 302 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,690 It's all right. I just can't figure out. 303 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:11,130 Luke. Luke, what's he done? 304 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,310 At least he got all that trouble to get girls. 305 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,170 That kid's got talent. 306 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,070 Guess he must have figured I wasn't back. 307 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:32,090 Percy, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm sure there's... I'll get 308 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,830 Uh -huh. 309 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,460 May I help you? 310 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,920 C 'est moi, Jody Greenville, your new neighbor. 311 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,080 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. 312 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,920 You remember my husband, Jason? 313 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,900 Yeah, hi, nice to see you again. 314 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,580 Like that Marge Simpson thing you got going. 315 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,540 I felt just awful that you weren't going to come to my little do. 316 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,080 So I brought people platters. 317 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,420 Pizza rolls? 318 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,680 Sun -dried tomatoes and goat cheese in a tortilla skin. 319 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080 What? 320 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,830 Just a coincidence. 321 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,690 Oh, this is so sweet of you, Cho. 322 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:15,490 Oh, it's the least I could do. 323 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:20,010 By the by, our plumbing's gone kaflooey. Would it be okay if a few of my very 324 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,670 closest friends used your bathroom? 325 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,570 Oh, sure. 326 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:42,330 pork you're buying. I've got a delivery here for Maggie Malone. 327 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,830 Oh, great. My drills are finally here. 328 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:48,290 Drills? Lady, you just signed for a truckload of dollars. 329 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:49,990 Bring them on in. 330 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,530 Oh, no, guys. Wait. There must be... In here or on the lawn. It's your choice. 331 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,790 In here! In here! 332 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,750 Thank you! Thank you! 333 00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,110 Have some lunch! 334 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,530 Chrissy, this is all a big mistake. 335 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,830 Nothing like this has ever happened before. 336 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:08,110 Uh -huh. 337 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,720 You've got to admit, she's got spirit. 338 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,920 Why didn't you like that kind of thing? 339 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,120 Is Ben Seaver here? 340 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480 Yep. 341 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,260 Presto. 342 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:40,620 Uh, Mr. Seaver is very busy right now. Please have a seat and wait until your 343 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,880 name is called. No way. 344 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,100 They started without us. 345 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,220 Kara. I just finished midterms, pulled two all -nighters. All I want to do is 346 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,600 sleep in my own bed. 347 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,200 Kara, you're not going to get any quiet around here. 348 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,500 That's okay. I'm totally wrecked.